the pussy knocked YOU out like fight night.
Yes, it does.
Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”
Real talk. I’m bored.
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
then whata wrong with my penis
My friends are so hot and it’s honestly overwhelming